Twilighters anonymous har lagt ut en lista med de 10 roligaste citaten av Edward. Vad tycker ni? Håller ni med eller inte?=)

10. Are you referring to the fact that you can’t walk across a flat, stable surface without finding something to trip over? (Page 212)

9. No coffins, no piled skulls in the corners; I don’t even think we have cobwebs… what a disappointment this must be for you. (Page 329)

8. Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand… (Page 462)

7. Your hair looks like a haystack… but I like it. (Page 312)

6. You’re as white as a ghost — no, you’re as white as me! (Page 281)

5. Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me! (Page 319)

4. You scared me for a minute there. I thought Newton was dragging your dead body off to bury it in the woods. (Page 99)

3. I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly. (Page 87)

2. Actually, Esme wouldn’t care if you had a third eye and webbed feet. All this time she’s been worried about me, afraid that there was something missing from my essential makeup, that I was too young when Carlisle changed me… She’s ecstatic. Every time I touch you, she just about chokes with satisfaction. (Page 327)

1. Bring on the shackles — I’m your prisoner. (Page 302)